Meet the League-Part 10

In our 10th and final edition of our Meet the League series we take a look at a divorced loser father of two named Steve. Steve talks a lot of crap and likes to think he is pretty good at fantasy football and one of the great sports minds of our time, but really, he has a losing record, 73-83 overall, those 83 losses are the 3rd most career losses for the League by the way, and he has given up two of the top three most points scored in a season in league history.

Steve does have one championship, in 2014, and he did use his time with the trophy well making a series of semi funny history of the trophy videos that will be viewed for years to come on the League's google drive page. Steve has been playing Yahoo fantasy since 2002 and has managed 182 total teams in that time.

Steve's team name was inspired by a shipping mistake when ordering coasters for the league. The company shipped The Out of the Sandbox coasters to a engaged couple, Jennifer and Ronny, and we got their coasters. The company quickly sent the correct coasters to us, but did let us keep the Jennifer & Ronny coasters, which we will enjoy for years to come.

Steve would eat himself if he was a hot dog and he was starving. However unlike pretty much everyone in the League, Steve is not a fan of the Lions. He was born in New Jersey, and thus is a life long Giants fan. Steve takes a lot of abuse for this, but the four super bowl wins that he has enjoyed in his lifetime makes him feel much better.

Steve's two kids, Hailey 10 and Pierce 7, are a lot like their mother. They are both smart, athletic, good looking and prefer to be around their rich handsome step dad Brad instead of their poor worthless father.

Steve does have two first round picks this year, as of right now, picks 1.3 and 1.8 so we will see if he can improve on his crappy winning percentage and make the playoffs this season. If history teaches us anything, most likely he will talk some smack, make some trades, drink some beers and do some shots, and then plan for next season's draft.


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