PLAYOFF PREVIEW

 Another 3-2 week left us at 41-29 for the season to this point. But no more play time, it's time to play for keeps now. It is playoff time! Who gets glory, the trophy, the love and envy of all? Who "wins" the horse's ass? Find out....


Horse's Ass Preview:

Jennifer & Ronny (1-13) 104.09 vs. Rykers Last Dance Island (4-10) 112.81

Week one of the two-week battle for the Horse's Ass has Dustin getting off to an early lead. J&R are 3-2 against Ryker all time, but this one is clearly the most important match up these two have every had against each other. I have no doubt that Ryker's team will win, he has a very good team, just has had a ton of injuries and bad luck. Like Urban Meyer at a Ohio bar bad luck just sort of fell into his hands. Ryker has no one going Thursday, but does have players going Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Meanwhile Jennifer & Ronald have players Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday, so we will not know for sure who has the advantage after week one until late Monday evening/early Tuesday morning. J&R have done the unthinkable of going from 13-1 to 1-13 in a season, a truly historic achievement, that achievment would mean nothing though without a trophy. Ryker's Island rejoices and they take one step closer to not winning the Horse's Ass by getting off to a 115-104 lead after this week.


Consolation Bracket: AKA Operation Get your Money Back 

BMR (6-8) 120.91 vs. King Derek (7-7) 125.53

BMR starts off his week Thursday with his KC defense, who has been playing very well of late then he also has one player going Monday night, with the rest of his roster Sunday. Our defender champ, still for now, has all of his squad going Sunday. These two are 9-9 all time against each other and this one will determine much more than bragging rights. The projections have this being very close and I do believe it will be. BMR has his Chiefs rolling right now as well as his alma mater playing in the D2 National title game, so it isn't all bad, but sorry buddy, Derek is winning this one, 131-123.


Mr. Emmy (5-9) 115.81 vs. Tiricooooooooooooooooo (7-7) 139.56

Brother against brother. Little bro is 18-7 against his bigger, better looking, more successful, I mean the dude won an Emmy, and is the US ambassador to Brazil, older brother. The projections have him winning again, and I have to agree. Sloney has won a Emmy and the love of a smoking hot Brazilian model, so I think he will be fine... also like Robb his alma mater is playing in the D2 National title game, so it will not be all bad for his football weekend. Side Note: Start a kicker please Jer, thanks. Hill vs CEH gets us started Thursday in this match up. I am looking forward to it. Rooting for Sloney Slone Slone, but have to give the edge to Tirico 135-126.


Championship Bracket:

G-Money (9-5) 139.29 vs. Santino (10-4) 117.99

The Comish has been riding that Cooper Kupp train all season long and needs it to happen just two more weeks, but this week is the most important, win this week, you guarantee money to yourself, and you have a chance. Santino, and indirectly the manager for Jennifer & Ronny, is hurt about the fact that Hopkins may not play Sunday against the Lions with an injury. That is losing a lot of points for Bambino if he does not, but you know Santino will "don't quit, don't quit, don't quit." Greg is 14-9 as well all time against Santino and we also know that Greg has not only Clear Eyes, but he also has a Full (new) Heart and thus he CAN'T LOSE! But I need Greg to lose, so with that in mind, Santino wins and makes the finals with a 129-127 victory.


DP (13-1) 145.28 vs. Wiseguy (8-6) 128.72

It was a good run, Ryan. DP is 5-3 against Rite Aid all time and that is about to change to 6-3. Really, that is it, that is all I have. I mean he is 13-1, nothing can go wrong in the playoffs, tied the best record in league history, I mean a title is guaranteed at this point, right? Maroon Giant 150. Wiseguy Wolverine 135 to set up a Santino vs. DP final. 





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