Week 1 Preview

 We are back!! football baby, and what a opening weekend, four days of NFL games with some big college games in the middle. And we are back with our predictions, we slacked off last year and in the off season but have worked out a new scheduling agreement and the preview for each week will be posted by Thursday each week. So, without any further ado, let's get to it.

The Commish vs. Santono

By team name, Santino is already throwing in the towel, but as his character in Radio said, "Don't Quit, Don't Quit, Don't Quit!" Both have a player going tonight, though Greg should have a good lead considering Bambino has Xavier Worthy while Greg has Country Roads Take Mahomes. Tomorrow night, Santino has Mr. Redd going, while the boss has Watson and AJ Brown, so Greg will have a nice lead going into Sunday's games and that lead will remain. Santino starting the cowboy defense alone is enough for me not to pick him, but then again, he does have the greatest and best QB of all time in Josh Allen, close personal friend to Mr. Slone, J, but that will not be enough. Greg wins 130-115. 

The Wise Guy vs. Tiricoooooooooo

Almost a coin toss here, projected, by clearly the best fantasy site, to be a very close matchup, so we all know it will be. Rite Aid will get off to an early lead tonight with a Lamar to Andrews TD to get him off to a great start. Then tomorrow young Matthew has some guy names S Barkley running for Phili, I am unaware of who this guy is, but he will have a bad game with less than 50 yards rushing and no TDs. On Sunday Tirico will use the CJ to Nico Phil Collins through the air and the afternoon to get right back into it. However, on Monday night when Ryan has Wilson and the defense is he going against, one of them will score enough points to get him a win. The former Dean with the win week 1, 131-128. 

Back2Back Emmys vs. The Hootie World Tour

Another match up that should be very close, 51-49% so it could really go either way. I do know Jason and who ever allegedly this Chris person is, in the 3rd year of the Hootie world tour will have a lead after tonight. They have Mr. Taylor Swift going, as well as the Ravens D and one of the best kickers in NFL history Justin Tucker. Tomorrow will then be Sloney's time as he has Jacobs and his kicker going. Sunday should be fairly even, though Sloney does have the Jets defense Monday night. I know lots of people are very high on the Jets, and they do have a lot of talent, but this is not the matchup for them. Sloney doesn't get the points he needs Monday night, and The World Tour playing the future NFL offensive rookie of the year Malik Nabers will be the difference. Team Jason/Chris wins 135-132.

DP vs. BMR

First, DP, should probably pick up a defense, kind of like the defense he should have played on lesbian women who use to hit on his wife, checks notes, ex-wife. While I do want to support all of the members of The Devorce Force in this league, I do think Best Man Robb is going to win this week. Spoiler alert, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Tonight, should be a fun one in this matchup as Dylan has Pacheco and King Henry while BMR has Rice and the sexist bastard that is Butker. DP should have a lead after tonight, and tomorrow it goes bigger as he has Hurts and Smith. On Sunday will be BMR time to shine, well Sunday night, as he has the Goff/St Brown connection that should put up some points, as well as Nacua going for the Rams. Just in case he does need a big come back, he has the clear #1 pick in all fantasy drafts, Run CMC going Monday night. As mentioned before, yes, the Jets have some talent on the defense, but this is a home game for the 49ers and Christian will have a big game week one. BMR wins 140-127.

Derek vs. Jennifer & Ronny

As of now, no players tonight in this matchup. According to sources close to the team, there has been much debate this week weather J&R should start Flowers tonight or wait till Singletary on Sunday. Both going against defenses good against the particular aspect of the game that would hurt both parties, Vikings tough run D, KC tough passing D. If it does not change, there will be no players until Sunday, though Derek still needs a kicker. As for Sunday, both have QBs going in the 1pm spot though Jennifer & Ronny has much more than that, so they should have a very big lead after the 1pm slate. However, a big Sunday afternoon and evening and on Monday night, Hall more than doubles Kittle's points and Derek is 1-0 to start the year. Derek wins 120-115.

In Sleeper News: Week 1 Picks

Derek over DP

Tirico over Jason

Ryan over BMR

Sloney over Greg

Steve over Santino