Week 6 Preview

 After a 3-2 week, our season record has improved to 14-11. Not terrible, but not as good as the writing staff would like. Hopefully this week, will be better. We have yet another week with a London game, so we have games to watch Thursday Night, Sunday morning, Sunday 1pm, Sunday 4pm, Sunday night, and Monday night this week! Plus, some really big college games on Saturday. Should be a great weekend, so let's get to it. 

The Wiseguy 5-0 vs. DP 4-1

The matchup of the week for sure, this is going to be a big one folks. 1 vs 2. Yahoo projections has it close as well, with The Former Dean having a 53% chance of beating the host with the most, lesbian ex-wives. Matchup gets going right away as well as Rite Aid Ryan has the 49ers defense going at Seattle Thursday night. After that both have a player going at 930am Sunday morning in London, so set your alarms after you stay up late to watch the Heisman front runner and Boise State play at Hawaii at 11pm EST, 6pm Hawaii. After a busy Sunday afternoon as well, this matchup will take the Sunday night game off, so they can prepare for Monday night, when Mr. Logistics has both of his RBs going in the Jets/Bills game in Cook and Hall. With that schedule no doubt DP will have a led after Sunday, but will he be able to hold on? The writing staff definitely trust Cook right now more just cause of ther dumpster fire that is the J- E-T-S- JETS JETS JETS but with both of them together, plus a Lamar vs Fields QB matchup, that is going to keep Ryan undefeated and give him his 4th win in 12 tries against DP. Ryan wins 125-119.

The Never Ending Hootie World Tour 2-3 vs., Tiricooooooooooooo 2-3

As of now the projections don't look close now.  But that is due to at the time of the writing staff working on this Team Vickpher does not have a tight end who has a game this week. So once one of those is added the projections will be closer. It would get even closer if Nabers is cleared and comes back for Sunday night. Either way, as of now this matchup begins on the other side of the pond in London, at 930am est as the world tour has a wide out for each team. That will give J-C the lead, but can they hold on? Tirico is definitely hoping anytime Burrow throws he just throws to Higgins, but history tells us that probably will not be the case. If Tirico is down going into Monday night, he will be watching and hoping for a lot of Bills FGs to give him the win. I think this will be very close but, in the end, The Eagles D going against the terrible browns will score more than the Ravens D going against a surprisingly good THE WASHINGTONS offense, and Tirico goes to 3-3 in both this season, and his all-time series with the Vickpher's. Young Matthew wins 120-116.

King Derek 1-4 vs. Best Man Robb 3-2

Derek got his first win last week but this week, it doesn't look to continue. Kirk Cousins is always a much better fantasy QB than he is real life QB, and he is playing Carolina. Plus BMR gets St Brown back after a bye. BMR is the only one with anyone Thursday night, with Mason going for him, and at press time, one of them was starting one of the Jags RBs, while the other had the other one on the bench, but either way, I think Robb will be drumming at church while listening to a game in his earpiece instead of the vocals. The difference in this matchup will be Monday night, when Derek has Braelon Allen going and Robb counters with former Northwood basketball player and CMU football legend Tyler Conklin. Clearly Conklin will have a good game, catch a TD from discount double check, and BMR gets a close win to tie this all-time series up at 12 wins a piece. Robb wins 121-116.

Back2Back Emmy's 2-3 vs. Bambino 1-4

No Tea and crumpets for these two, so they can sleep in. Santino does have Samuel going Thursday night which should get him off to a nice start. After that, Sloney will have to get out to a pretty big lead after Sunday's game, because even though he has Kincaid going Monday night, Bambino has Josh Allen and Coleman. Lucky for everyone's favorite worker at the mothership, he will have a big enough lead. Sloney wins 128-120.

Jennifer & Ronny 4-1 vs. The Commish 1-4

The boss not only got his first win of the year last week he scored the most points of the week. G-Money looks to get a win streak going against a team he has absolutely owned. 21-8 The Commish is all time against J&R, and there is no reason to think that is stopping anytime soon. It gets going Thursday night, when Geno doesn't hand the ball off to KW3 and throws to they get in 50+ FG range then throws crazy passes out of bounds so Myers can hit a bunch of multipoint FGs. After a confrontable lead after Thursday night, Odunze will have 95 yards and a TD in London to almost put this out of reach before the 1pm Sunday games start. Jennifer & Ronny will try to get on the same page and keep it close, but it will all be for not. Because even with Patrick Gee Mom I want to Mahomes on bye week, In Geno we Trust are the new signs in the yard at the Morris compound and the Chaos Behind the Magic Door will be on a two-game winning streak. Greg wins 118-110.