Meet the League-Part 5
In today's fifth installment of our Meet the League series we take a look at one of our two new members in the Out of the Sandbox League. Today that new member we look in to is Dustin Ryke. Though Dustin is in his first year in this League he is hardly a rookie in the fantasy football game. Dustin has played Fantasy Football since 2007, however in those ten years, he has zero championships even though he has made the finals seven times. 7 second place finishes in ten years... sounds like Best Man Robb has some serious competition in his quest for runner up this season.
Dustin's team name is Because I can't go for three. Of course paying respect to the legendry coaching great of the Ohio State Football team Woody Hayes, who went for two in a 1968 blowout of Michigan and with the final score of 50-14 asked why he went for two, and he responded with because I couldn't go for three. The long time successful coach, and terrible excuse for a human being of course was fired after punching Clemson LB Charlie Bauman in the 1978 Gator Bowl.
In the NFL ranks Ryke is a fan of the Detroit Lions and was a big fan of Barry Sanders of course growing up. Dustin also listed Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders as two of his favorite players. Dustin is married to a women named Caitlyn, who I assume is some short of Nazi for marring a OSU fan, Anyway the beautiful couple does have a 6 month old daughter named after the greatest QB of all time (Checks Notes) wait never mind, her name is not Montana or Brady, its Peyton.
Dustin smartly says he would eat himself if he was a hot dog and was starving, but he would eat himself slowly until something else came along that he could have. The League is very happy to have Dustin in the League, since besides being an OSU fan, and thus soulless, he seems like a real good dude, who would show up to drafts, not leave trophies in driveways and drink some adult beverages.
Dustin's team name is Because I can't go for three. Of course paying respect to the legendry coaching great of the Ohio State Football team Woody Hayes, who went for two in a 1968 blowout of Michigan and with the final score of 50-14 asked why he went for two, and he responded with because I couldn't go for three. The long time successful coach, and terrible excuse for a human being of course was fired after punching Clemson LB Charlie Bauman in the 1978 Gator Bowl.
In the NFL ranks Ryke is a fan of the Detroit Lions and was a big fan of Barry Sanders of course growing up. Dustin also listed Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders as two of his favorite players. Dustin is married to a women named Caitlyn, who I assume is some short of Nazi for marring a OSU fan, Anyway the beautiful couple does have a 6 month old daughter named after the greatest QB of all time (Checks Notes) wait never mind, her name is not Montana or Brady, its Peyton.
Dustin smartly says he would eat himself if he was a hot dog and was starving, but he would eat himself slowly until something else came along that he could have. The League is very happy to have Dustin in the League, since besides being an OSU fan, and thus soulless, he seems like a real good dude, who would show up to drafts, not leave trophies in driveways and drink some adult beverages.
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