Twas the day before the Draft...

Twas the day before the draft and Matthew Berry was getting a text
From his co worker Jeremy asking who he should take for his flex

Months of preparation has all come down to this
We know no matter what happens Greg will be pissed

Our gracious host will surely draft at least one Buckeye
Cause as long as you win it doesn't matter if you have to bribe, cheat or lie

Best Man Robb will take 15 minuets for every pick
DP is upset that he is not as good of an athlete as his chick

Ryan has 30 picks in the first two rounds
But that doesn't grantee you a title, as we have all found

After months of being MIA we will see Derek again
He appears out of no where since a trophy he has to defend

Will Baker Mayfield have a good year or will he become another Vince Young or Johnny
All we know is he likes to drink and have fun like the GM of Jennifer & Ronny

You want a good team because you don't want to come in last
Since Tirico would be devastated if he had to give up the horses ass

So welcome to the best day of the year, and that is a fact
You don't want to be like Santino and receive a angry rant from Tim Hasselbeck



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