Week 8 Preview

 Another sub par week going 2-3 last week, falling to a dishearten 16-19 for the season. Let's do better.


King Henry (5-2) 131.12 vs. King Derek (5-2) 140.64

Our marque match up of the week features two 5-2 teams going at it in this super important game for playoff seeding. Our defending champ has owned Bambino historically going 16-4 against him all time. (Big thanks to Mr. Football who is back from Hawaii and being inside Ms. Brazil, to focus on important issues like fantasy football) We will get it kicked off tonight as Derek has Kyler going and Santino counters with Mr. Hopkins and the Cardinals defense now without former Central Michigan tight end Justin James Watt. Derek's defense also has a prime time game as he is starting Dallas against the Viks on Sunday night. No team has anyone going on Monday so we will know a winner of this one by late Sunday night or early Monday morning depending on your sleep schedule. The projections has Derek taking this one, and I am going to have to go with the champ here. Especially since history has shown he has Bambino's number, but I know Santino, he will, Don't Quit, Don't Quit, Don't Quit, and it will be a close 145-142 win for Derek.


BMR (4-3) 123.23 vs. WiseGuy Rite-Aid (4-3) 123.06

Another very big match up this week with serious Playoff implications also has a close projections from the #1 fantasy site in the world. These two members, Robb and Ryan have had a lot of close battles in the past, as Ryan holds a small 12-10 head to head advantage over BMR. The man they use to call The Dean, has no one going tonight or Monday, while Best Man Robb does have his kicker going Monday night, but also has no one going tonight. Tannehill vs. Hurts in your big time QB match up here... Bills defense going against Miami makes me want to give a slight edge to The Wiseguy. 125-122.


DP (6-1) 132.74 vs. The Return of Mr. Football to CONUS (2-5) 139.82

Michigan's number 1 high school athletic director lost his undefeated season last week, and now is projected to lose again. What has happened DP? Of course once he adds almost anyone to play tight end, the projections should turn. Sloney will get off to a good start tonight, well at least a lead with his kicker going. Monday night however if Dylan is with in 35-40 points he would still have a shot with Patty Mahomes going. DP is 4-1 over Mr. Football so far in his career and DP also has the two top skill players Sloney's QB would give the ball to, with that being said, I expect a very close match up, and I want to think Mr Football is back focused on important things like fantasy football and not trips to Hawaii with Brazil models, but I got to give the slight edge to DP. He wins to go 7-1 135-130.


Rykers Last Dance Island (2-5) 125.90 vs. Tiricooooooooooooooooooooo (3-4) 137.86

Tirico and his Aaron Jones rental gets the party starting tonight for Diggs my Chubb, Dustin going with the match up of Stafford vs the Texans over Discount Double Check without his best wide outs, smart call! I think The Island will keep it close and make Tirico need a Hill Touchdown on Monday for the win. Sadly for Ryker, that will happen, and Tirico wins improving his 3-2 record over Dustin with a 135-130.


Jennifer & Ronny (1-6) 113.03 vs. G-Money (3-4) 134.87

Easy win for the Comish, has he will continue his Anal Raping with no lube of Jennifer & Ronny, as he is currently 20-6 against them all time. That easily goes to 21-6 this week. My Ball Zack Ertz is going tonight, as G-Money has the Packers Defense. As for Monday night, as of now, J&R is starting Mr. Williams from KC so if it is under 15 after Sunday night, there is at least a chance, but Yahoo is only giving J&R a 33% chance to begin the week and that is being nice. Maurice wins big, 140-110.




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