Jennifer & Ronny Open for Business

 Breaking News:

We have just received word, that even though they got their first win last week, thanks to Lamar Jackson's almost 60 points, Jennifer & Ronny are open for business for trades. 


More Breaking News:


Jennifer & Ronny is sending Chase Edmonds and a 10th round pick to the Kupp of Life for Hunter Renfrow and a 3rd round pick.


Mr. Football will take a brief break from sipping drinks and knocking the Brazilin boots to accept this trade..... AND DO A 2022 DRAFT SHEET FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY!!!!!!!!!



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