Week 10 Preview

 After going 3-2 last week, the writing staff's record for the season is now 25-20. Though we do feel we should get a little credit in the Santino vs. Tirico match, which we called for a tie at 123.45 and Tirico's actual points was 123.52, so pretty darn close, but Bambino was off by over 30 points for our predictions, so we digress. Let's get right into week 10, where we once again have Sunday football from 930am est till Sunday night. 


William & Williams Associates 7-2 (119.60) vs. Hearts of Chaos 5-4 (123.69)

This matchup gets going tonight with Bowers playing for DP, and then there is someone in this matchup going Sunday at 930, 1, 4, 820 and Monday night. DP needs to add a kicker still, but once he does the projections will slip back over to his side. G-Money has just had one of those years with injury after injury and really all he has at this point is the greatest and best QB ever, and friend of the league being Sloney's close and personal friend since the Wyoming days, Josh Allen. DP has some bye issues this week himself as he is out one of the Williams brothers, no relation. Also in this matchup we have AJ Brown vs. Amon-Ra St Brown, so this matchup is brought to you by:

UPS - "What can Brown do for You?" Commercial (2002)

We feel this will be a close one, but AJ Brown will fall just short of the yards he needs Monday night and then complain and cry like the little bitch that he is and send The Comish to another loss thanks to the Monday night game.  DP wins 131-128.


Go Blue 8-1 (146.07) vs. Guy on the Coaster 4-5 (130.23) 

This matchup also has someone going in every time slot this week starting with Sutton tonight for Tirico. We know that Matthew will get off to a lead heading into the weekend, but after Sunday morning hits and JTT runs for a buck 50 and 2 TDs he will hold on to the lead for the rest of the matchup. Cause the Wiseguy cannot be stopped so this week his team is sponsored by:

Red Hot Chili Peppers' Chad Smith and the Michigan Marching Band perform "Can't Stop"

Trico makes a charge Sunday night, but Godert then slams that door shut on Monday to get the former Dean another win 150-139. 


Hootie n Blowfish World Tour 3-6 (136.16) vs. Hilltop Creepers 4-5 (111.48)

The defending champs need to add a kicker still and truthfully, we do not know who they are going to drop to get one, most likely Matthew Golden who seems to be softer than a Daryl Super Soft Birthday party, and because of that, this week's matchup is brought to you by:

Daryl Doesn't want a Super Soft Birthday Party

The Denver D does get the party started tonight while Sloney is ending strong with Jacobs and Doubs on Monday night. That will help him make it look closer, but too much Jefferson, Achane Run CMC and LaDee Dee plus Maye's points for Jer will be canceled out by Diggs. The Hootie world tour continues they win 141-132.


Mr. Ass 3-6 (110.12) vs. Golden Gate 4-5 (134.04)

This matchup has someone going during every time frame as well. In fact, Derek has it all by himself. Tonight, with Nix, Sunday morning, London, Ravens D, King Henry and Egbuka at 1pm, McBride at 405, Williams at 425, Gadsden and Boswell at 820 Sunday night, and then Barkley on Monday night. Well Done good sir. Santino himself also has someone going tonight, Dobbins. then the Colts D Sunday morning. Loop, Robinson, Loveland and Shakir going at 1pm, Charbonnet at 405, Montgomery and Jennings at 425 but then he rests on Sunday night, until he gets some Love, from Jordan Love on Monday night. All that being said, we feel Derek's team is starting to get hot at the right time for this playoff push, even though he has lost two of the last three weeks. This week will not be a loss. It starts this evening with Bo. so, this matchup is brought to you by:

Bo Knows Commercial

Derek gets out to a lead tonight and holds on to it all weekend long. Derek wins 138-124.


Jennifer & Ronny 2-7 (123.68) vs. Puka Mi-Puka Yu 5-4 (127.80)

Well at least J&R will have a lead after tonight with Jeanty going, but it will not be close to big enough to hold on to Best Man Robb. This one will be over early as neither team has anyone going Sunday night or Monday night. That means by the time Carrie is singing to the nation on Sunday night, BMR will be celebrating a victory. Maybe with a victory bath like this:

Ice water bucket challenge- it was my turn

Either way, easy win for the Best Man this week, BMR wins 135-120. 


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